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Fletcher Texts From Last Night:
1: My
roommate and [x] are loudly violating the tufts no-dorm-sex policy. Distracting!
2: Knock on their door and ask if they need a third. They either stop or you get
some. Win-win!
I just
learned how to say douchebag in 6 languages at this MIB party
1: how
awesome should I let my stache get?
2: depends. do you want to have sex this month?
GINN
AND TONICS PARTY 3RD FLOOR HUMANITARIAN AID AISLE BRING CUPS
Are you
in Ginn? At exactly 10:07, we're all going to jump up and attack the nearest
undergrad. Pass it on.
There
is a Spaniard on my couch. I don't remember how he got here but I'm pretty sure
he's not one of ours
1: Did
you steal the clock from C205? Will repay in any immoral way you can think of to
replace it.
2: Physics declares there can be no clock in C205 BECAUSE TIME STANDS STILL IN
THERE
1: I
know I don't know you very well, but if someone calls you about my security
clearance, please do not tell them about last night
2: who is this?
I was
way too hungover for class in the Nixon room this morning. Pretty sure the
fucker winked at me.
1:
Getting weird looks discussing simulex terrorist strategy at PJs. Will call for
help if the fbi picks me up
2: will be assembling all your thesis materials on mass casualty attacks for
evidence :)
Can we
have Undergrad Culture Night? I'll demonstrate the keg stand.
I heard
State Dept was full of swingers but had no idea they were training for that
here!!!
Do you have a special text to share?
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